“That was a memorable day to me, for it made great changes in me. But, it is the same with any life. Imagine one selected day struck out of it, and think how different its course would have been. Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation of the first link on one memorable day.”
Flor: So your mom says your hooking up with “Joseph” from the church Nativity scene. Isn’t that a little sacrileges? How do you you think the man upstairs is going to feel about that one?
Beaverly:Well…Define hooking up
Flor: Goddddd DAYUM!!!!!!!! you failed to mention “Joseph” was hot. Well done.So uuuhhh when is your next youth group meeting…
Well I happen to know that “Joseph” is single and did I mention he isn’t interested in dating his friends? ;)
Good. I’m not interested in being his friend.I just want in. Break me offf a piece of that.
Also I prepared a press release. Let’s send it as a mass email. This is what I do all day at work.
MANNY IS HERE TO STAY!
It’s the best break-up since britney and k-fed. whitney and bobby.niurka marcos and bobbi lario. sir-mix-a-lot and tyra. this unholy union lasted three years and ended with a big bang in the backwoods of North Florida; and Manny’s return to the the backends of Miami* that doesn’t sound right. The greater Miami area awaits Saturday. Suck on that Zarid. We don’t need you!
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COUNSELOR; [to Annie] This is a judgment-free zone so, express yourself. ANNIE; [pause] You know what? I don’t want to express myself. I don’t wanna sit in a room full of people and say… p word. I like being repressed, I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And, maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little bit more like me, we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair!BRITTA; You go, girl!SHIRLEY; That’s my pumpkin!
Community 1.11 - “The Politics of Human Sexuality”
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COUNSELOR; [to Annie] This is a judgment-free zone so, express yourself.
ANNIE; [pause] You know what? I don’t want to express myself. I don’t wanna sit in a room full of people and say… p word. I like being repressed, I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And, maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little bit more like me, we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair!
BRITTA; You go, girl!
SHIRLEY; That’s my pumpkin!Community 1.11 - “The Politics of Human Sexuality”
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OMG!! Flor we REALLY need to talk, I have some VERY interesting news for you…
OMG! Manny is back in the MIA. He and Vicky broke up. We have a male best friend again that isn’t the frat boy version of Pitfull! Please tell me we can replace Zarid!It’s been too long.
octopus and pea pods for lunch. followed by gummy bears and papaya juice. a delicious combination. my boss came into my office but the smell of aquatic death and tropical fruit was too much. I was presumed very much ill because of the stank and no further explanation was needed for me to go home early. Rosemary asked me “when did you find the time to eat a diaper you found on the carribean.” well Rosemary and concerned staff. I am built like an ox. My digestive system has never felt better.
TGIF
lately. it’s speed. literally and figuratively.medication and professional wins. an office with a private closet. meet meds that are one molecule away from cocaine. i’ve done my best, but I find it’s much easier to numb myself into a steady focus that is the most efficient version of myself. no more edge. no more feelings. strattera is my magic ingredient.
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o my freaking god i love this movie.
Good Lord i’m glad you found this!
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Oh Mariah! FUCK YOU
