You taste like mint

“I dreamt that we were rollerskating at the fair. The internet says that means I will be progressing towards new transitions at a leisurely pace.”

“Cool. It probably applies to ’ us ’  you know since we we’re both in the dream.”

“Really? Because I feel like double dating with Beverly and Kris is closer to a shared nightmare.”

 ”No. It’s truly more awful than a nightmare. It’s like having someone dig your eyes out with a rusty spoon and fill up the dry sockets with rubbing alcohol and razorblades.”